Riverman under cliff: 2008-09-28

It's gotta be that fantastic crisp moose-flavoured air in Alaska that she's been brought up in, but Vice-A-Heartbeat-Away-President-Candidate Palin is a woman with spunk, and she never gives in. Nope... and say it ain't so Joe! Not even when the going gets down-right dirty... and it's been dirty all right this last week or so hiding out in Fox TV's bunkers behind an army of Joe-Six-Packs and avoiding them gawd-awful Katie Couric liberals. Poor thang! Betcha that's been hard!

So let's give Governor Palin one more chance shall we Reader? Any woman who wears a pair of pumps the way she does deserves another opportunity "to walk the walk and not just talk the talk". The riverman~~~ decided this week to lower the bar below the ground and invite Governor Palin to submit all her possible answers to the most important questions she has ever been asked by the press and in the televised debates. Just one... and I repeat ONE of these answers that Governor Palin submits here needs to hit the mark in order for her to pass the test. Yes, the riverman~~~ believes in "lifelines". The world will probably need one if Governor Palin makes it to the White House.

Without any further to-do... Take it away Sarah!!!

Question: All-righty Govenor Palin, how will you fix the economy?

Two possible Pa(in)lin answers:

(a) Our economy and putting it back on the verbiage that Senator McCain chose to use them. It's about creating jobs under the umbrella of job creation. So we have got to put the pressure on Iran and we have got to get people to understand what he's been talking about solutions and wishing for and hoping for solutions for some opportunity to do this with you. I believe that America has to be considered also. But again, it's got to have a good guy who is saying that. Now, one who would seek to protect the good guys in this, the leaders of Israel and her friends, her allies, including the United States of America, where... where do they go? It's Alaska.

(b) The economy and putting it back on the right reasons and serving for the right reasons and serving for the other party. Trying to get a more democratic nation with democratic ideals. That's why we have got to flow into our domestic markets first. As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that I have the confidence in that Washington establishment, where, yeah, they've had opportunities to meet heads of state these last couple of weeks... it has been overwhelming to me who the good guys are. Through reform, absolutely. Look at the end of the United States of America, where where do they go? It's Alaska.

Let's give you another lifeline Governor. Let's get this very clear - what DO you mean?

(c) Yes Charlie! Our economy and putting it back on the side of the earth. Now, one who would seek to wipe them off the face of the solution to the problems on Wall Street. Well, it was unfortunate. That manifestation that we saw - Charlie - with that invasion of Georgia shows us some steps backwards that Russia has recently taken away from the race toward a more coordinated and a much more stringent oversight regime government can play a very, very appropriate role in the trade sector today... we've got to be considered also. But Charlie - again, it's got to get people to understand that the people of America are not noticing that there are mistakes made. But we're mavericks.

Let's really get to heart of the issue. What is your foreign policy experience?

Two possible Pa(in)lin-esque rejoinders:

(a) Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, overseeing the oil and gas development in our state to produce more for the United States of America, where... where do they go? It's Alaska. It's rearing it's head. It's just right over the border. It is obvious to me who the good guys in this, the leaders of Israel and her friends, her allies, including the United States. I want you to not lose sight of the status-quo, the politics as usual and somebody's big, fat resume maybe that shows decades and decades in that Washington establishment, where, yes, they've had opportunity to meet heads of state and I can see Russia from...

(b) Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right next to our state. He's got the track record of the United States. I want to do ... and... and serving for the other party. Trying to get that gas line built, so pray for that. I see the collapse that we're seeing today, you know that something is broken and John McCain had pushed for, more troops? A counterinsurgency strategy?" And he also showed great appreciation for what America needs today. I'll try to destroy not only our democracy, but communities like the community of New York.

Errr... I see...! Would you like one more try Sarah?

(c) Alaska - that we can show is economic sanctions perhaps could be more comfortable and certainly taking shots from the race toward a more coordinated oversight regime government can play a very, very important .... when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space .... of the message that Americans are getting sick and tired of a process that's not allowing that process of that progress to be found here. Consumers and those who are hell bent on destroying our nation.

Question: What is the role of the US in Iraq and Afghanistan?

Two Pa(in)ful responses:

(a) Iraq - that John McCain had pushed for, more troops? A counterinsurgency strategy?" And he said, "yes." And he said, "yes." And he said, "yes." And he also showed great appreciation for what America and American troops are providing in his country. But no, the Pakistani people also, they... they want freedom. They want democratic values and tolerance and freedom. I see the United States, in my world, those are the good guys. Through reform, absolutely. Look at the oversight as people are trusting these companies with their insurance policies, and construction bonds, and everything else. When we see right now in Washington - it has got to be considered also.

(b) Afghanistan will lead to war and it doesn't have to stand for that. I believe that they, too, want to do with foreign policy and national security issues. Let me speak specifically about a credential ... but that John McCain... that I am so proud of his independent and strong decision he has made, what he decided to do this with you. I believe that - what Congress is going to take everybody working together on this, and not choosing a real easy path where he could be implemented if things weren't gonna go right. I thought yes, right off the face of the status-quo, going with the energy source that is part of the United States of America, where where do they go? It's Alaska!

I would ask you to try and answer the question Governor. What Exactly DO you mean? One last time for the folks at home!

(c) Iraq and Afghanistan will lead to further security of our best interests to fight against a regime, especially Iran, who would seek to protect the good guys ... they are in this nation at this time. It is from Alaska that we work with our allies to help us do that in this nation at this time. People are getting into crisis mode here. I think if you go back and look at that as more opportunity. John McCain... He's also known as the solution or not. You know, it's going to have nuclear weapons, what can we do - it's very important to us and they do not like the community of New York.

Question: Why should the US elect Senator McCain?

Two Pal(a)in-speak explanations:

(a) McCain has a great plan to get a more democratic nation with democratic ideals that are democratic. That's why we have been put in where it is in this case, for Georgia. The support that we send those out to make sure that an eye on Russia and Putin and some of these countries, especially Russia. We will not repeat a Cold War, but economic sanctions, diplomatic pressure, again, counting on our allies to help us ... Diplomatic pressure. We need to pursue those and we need to reform government. We have got to get that gas line built, so pray for that. It is obvious to me... that confirmation of the people. It's a nice thing about him, too - is he is not asking me or anybody else to check our opinions at the door. He wants that healthy deliberation and debate with it. John McCain and I - We're mavericks.

(b) John McCain and I have not and I think it was unfortunate. That manifestation that we work together on this, and not choosing a real easy path where he could be implemented if things weren't gonna go right. I thought yes, right off the bat. When he offered me the position, as his running mate. No, I've worked all my life. In fact, I usually had two jobs all my life until I had kids. We got to put the pressure on Iran and we have got to be a multi-faceted solution that has to exercise all options out there on the world.

Sorry Sarah! I just got lost in that blizzard of bullets. Just to make absolutely sure... ?

(c) McCain chose to use them. So we have been and mistakes made. And with new leadership, and that's the beauty of American elections, of course, and democracy, is with new leadership comes opportunity to change, and who's actually done it? That's something that John McCain has done, that has been lack... I believe, here at the door. He wants that healthy deliberation and debate with it. Oh... and just in case you didn't hear it before: MAVERICK!