NEWS!
Ladies and Gents, Boys and Girls - the lo-o-o-o-o-ng silence is over. Let's get the latest report underway, which I will keep short and sweet:
(1) I have been offered fantastic offers from two wonderful firms. I am now perusing offer letters and making up my mind.
(2) I have just submitted my resignation letter to "SJ Burn-out" and had a little tete-a-tete with my supervising partner. She actually didn't scream! Sample of said resignation letter in the form I would have preferred to tender it follows:
__________________
SJ Burnout
*********
London
United Kingdom
EC*** ***
July 25, 2007
Dear "Unpersonable B*tch",
As required by my contract of employment, I hereby give you a calendar months' notice of my intention to leave my position as "Ego-massager".
After today's team building meeting, I find myself unable to take this company seriously any longer. I'm afraid I can't take being strategised, reorganised, empowered or re-engineered any more.
While I have a high degree of personal respect for you and the opportunities you have offered me, I am no longer comfortable working for an organization largely populated by politocrats, vengeful rivalries, and fiefdoms reminiscent of imperial Chinese literature. In fact, I dare say that I would rather be tied in a leather bag with ravenous, rabid ocelots than remain at this company any longer than the next four weeks.
You probably realise that I am not the first person to jump off this ship before it sinks. It is my hope that my leaving will save you enough money to install better coffee machines than the ones installed in that mess hall you call a restaurant.
I wish both you and the rest of "SJ Burnout" every good fortune and I would like to thank you for having me as part of your sorry excuse of a team.
Yours in sincere frustration,
"Now-that-I-have-finally-recovered-some-dignity"
"Now-that-I-have-finally-recovered-some-dignity"
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In commemoration of my impending escape from the gas chambers of SJ Burnout together with four other inmates, I have embedded a little video of a marching song we have come to love and sing on a regular basis at the parade square...
Last words for my "Camp Kommandant": "F*CK OFF!"
PS: Watch this space for the next update - which will be published very very soon.
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Apologies to all whose sensibilities may be offended by the contents of this post. Blame it on the riverman~~~'s impeded judgement due to extreme irritation.
18 comments:
Whoopeee! Congratulations! Now why are you so bl**dy secretive about the firms? When will you decide?
Aiyah! Just say lah! I know you got A&O! send out the details for your BBQ leh?
Details for BBQ will follow very soon. And yes... I will probably accept A&O! Feeling very good about it.
Well done hun! So drinks tonight are on you?
Proud of you!
Great drinks tonight woman! Really enjoyed myself. Thanks for inviting me.
Ah! Would have loved to join you! thanks for the call, it was good hearing the news from you!
Had fun too! All the hard work in the run up to this is so bl**dy worth it!
You are one funny bird! Happy things are working out well!
hey! great news indeed! CONGRATS!!! =)
Graceeeeee! - I so hapeeeeeee for youuuuuuuu!
JC, Yvonne, Floppy and the rest of you guys: Thanks for all the good wishes. Just verbally accepted A&O...
ah..mr earl grey has prevailed. ;)
go out and have a great celebratory weekend babe!
Hey Yvonne! Rina is here and we will be meeting up at my BBQ! Now that's a grand celebratory weekend!
Hello hello Rivermanundercliff! You have a nice blog! Greetings from Spain!
wow! sounds excellent!
howse the post-celebratory weekend "hangover"?!? ;P
send my love to rin too.
Ouch ouch! Hangover indeed! Rina sends her love your way too...
thanks babe for being the messenger. =)
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